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I can't remember our song

I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you

Please don't make me hang out with my friends

I'm saving up to do something special for your boobs

I never thought I'd fall in love with someone who put out so quickly

I love to watch you sleep before I wake you up and nail you

Let's put the romance back into H.I.V. testing

Let's make love when we're done fucking

We should move in together according to my accountant

You never pee on me anymore

I don't mind if you get me sick

Please accept this offer of all the hand in our relationship

This relationship would feel more balanced if I made more money than you

I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh

I'm glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me

I'm almost bored enough to want kids
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