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A simple way to get spending under control is avoiding really hot salespeople

Allow me to walk you through the menstrual cycle

Always give up your seat to someone pregnant, elderly, handicapped, or really hot

As someone currently in a long-term relationship, allow me to walk you through the horrors of being in a long-term relationship

Before we decide on having children, let's remember how hard it is to take care of me.

Being in a relationship is precisely as undesirable as being single

Deciding to ride your bike without a helmet is a beacon of hope for those in need of new organs

Don't ever question my blog's page views again

Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole

Don't forget it's 2010 when you're writing this year's bad checks

Don't forget it's 2011 when you're writing this year's bad checks

Don't forget it's 2013 when you're writing this year's bad checks.

Don't forget it's 2014 when you're writing this year's bad checks.

Don't forget to practice safe end-of-the-world sex tonight.

Don't forget to pray for the leaders of your religion to stop raping children

Don't forget your outrage over the Casey Anthony verdict the next time you're desperately trying to dodge jury duty.
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